Noun
1. An offensive word used to refer to premature ejaculation.
“He was a 2 minute noodle.”
“I got help now I am no longer a 2 min noodle.”
2. A short period performance.
I saw someone are chiefs ke 2 min noodles π€£π€£π€£ mara guys
β Sporo wa le Sandawana (@El_Sporo) August 6, 2022
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boyfriend yaka ke 2min noodles hleng
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As for 2min noodles
Iyoooh don’t understand π₯Ίππ₯°π
Kahle kahle what is 2min noodles or guys you talking about something else
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Amnandi Aama two minutes noodles
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2 minute noodle is how they possibly ask girls for some goodies πΉπ€
Ahh no sex ya 2 mins me flopo adiwele mbaoleng
I’m not sure if I can do it for my self
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That’s me, ngizwana nento esheshayo
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What is 2 Min noodles
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Fomo guys 2 minutes noodles
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I have a few questions for you about the two minutes noodles ππ
What it isn’t..?
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Kant how long must the noodles be cooked… Heeh
Y u ladies embarrassing guys on fb telling them thy are 2 minutes noodles when u exactly when the stove is too high it can hardly burn noodles
They don’t know anything about that π€·π½ββοΈ all they know is posting such nonsense
it’s a world crisis
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Add lots of water so it cooks for at least 6 minutes hawu ngeke phela
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Mxm you are just a 2 minute noodle π
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You 2 minute noddle it will burn when you step out of the kitchen ππ
I have done a two minute noddle haiboo lolπ ππ€£
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I hear what u say girl. Nice one
Lol 2 minute noddle π€£π€£
πππ yoh 2 minute noodlees
Ahh no sex ya 2 mins me flopo adiwele mbaoleng
Yoooh why 2minite noodles
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Ucela user plz stop this it is not fny
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Durban curry,2min noodles
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That’s a good one
I like, the noodle
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3 Min c.
I’m an adult
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